Our Careers
Background:
All right, so you were interested enough in who we are and what we do that you have come here to explore more about our careers. This probably means one of three things:
- you are one of our family members (probably our parents) or friends, in which case you are virtually obligated to visit this page, as well as the rest of the site;
- you are actually interested in possibly hiring one of us; or
- you are incredibly bored and are looking for a diversion – ANY diversion – that might appear to be the least bit entertaining. (It is a sad state of affairs for you if your social life has come to this.)
Re: #3: we will try not to disappoint. Can't promise anything, though. –Well, actually, we can promise that what you'll find here is at least as entertaining as anything on the WB network.
This section contains descriptions of our individual career history as Web designer and Project Manager and, as so brashly stated on our home page, our individual résumés so perfect strangers can come along, be enrapt by our vast depth and variety of skills and wealth of experience, and insist on headhunting us immediately.
OK, so it's highly unlikely that someone is going to stumble across our site and be so dazzled by what they see here that they immediately decide to try and hire one of us – especially in this economy – but we figure, hey, it doesn't hurt to have the information here. We need a place for our résumés online, anyway. Besides, where else do we have license to use lots of trendy business buzzwords and incomprehensible jargon?!